Love, Lust, And Marriage

1. Love - When your eyes meet across a crowded room
Lust - When your tongues meet across a crowded room
Marriage - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room
2. Love - When intercourse is called making love
Lust - When intercourse in called screwing
Marriage - When intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania
3. Love - When you argue over how many kids to have
Lust - When you argue over who gets th e wet spot
Marriage - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids
4. Love - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax
Lust - When the relationship is over if you don't climax
Marriage - When.... uh.... what's a climax
5. Love - When your heart flutters every time you see them
Lust - When your groin twitches every time you see them
Marriage - When your wallet empties every time you see them
6. Love - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel
Lust - When all the songs on the radio determine how you do it
Marriage - When you listen to talk radio
7. Love - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk
Lust - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex
Marriage - When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement
8. Love - You only leave the house for coffee and doughnuts
Lust - You only leave the house for condoms and Vaseline
Marriage - You only leave the house when you're allowed




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